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Do you know what this is? He flashes a Flipper towards me.

My girlfriend blurts out, “TAMAGACHI!”

He flips the switch to turn her off.

No longer a durable asset, you are being transformed into a disposable outcome in real time.

Torture streams are becoming increasingly more popular. Chat prompted, donor imagined, admin executed strategies of maximum pain extraction upon a desperate and unskilled populace is broadcasted directly into our devices. I am streaming from my sublet. My orange lukewarm glass of wine reflects nicely in the hand of the 19 year old Prat student I hired as an intern to run my increasingly complicated social schema.

I’ve been waking up early to loudly complain in the loft. Mostly about the price of Diet Coke which is skyrocketing quickly to an average of over a dollar per unit until I go back to sleep until 4pm. I am missing virtual meetings. I am intentionally ghosting people I need to talk to in favor of listless messaging my top guys. She isn’t happy with me. It adds to her workload to repeatedly reschedule meetings she knows I will miss. Honestly I would feel bad.

Unfortunately for her. And the next girl I find on Linkedin to be an intern for an unfunded shell corporation that I run as a legitimacy maxxer. The reference isn’t going to be nearly as good as she hoped. And most of her summer will have been spent learning key dietary and psychic strategies that will eventually result in an abundance of fertility risking her greatly important future in personal representation for probably more important people.

When I hired her there was a real PR crisis. Someone was setting me up to be a rat, or a patsy, or some other mob term, where I wear a functional wire. To feed valuable information on the inner workings of the surveillance and weapons firm I have been subcontracted under. But I haven't seen any of these mob movies and interact with Italian culture primarily through short form videos. The empire in post space continually constructs itself on all of our devices.

Look around you

Look down the bar from you

At the faces that you see

Are you sure this is where you want to be?

These are your friends

But are they real friends?

Do they love you as much as me?

Are you sure this is where you want to be?

You seem in such a hurry to live this kind of life

And you've cause so many pain and misery

- Willie Nelson “Are You Sure”

When you build enough as a man in San Francisco the CCP sends an agent to seduce you. I knew I should have learned how to code. I never finished my business degree because I couldn’t pass calculus! OH NO!

I treat Fort Greene like it’s Paris.

My roommate says I can’t say I’m “vril maxing” any more because I’m not sticking to his ‘semen retention protocol’ and because it's anitsemitic, but I'm the vril I am referring to is the juice that goes into the elemental staffs, a key party of the Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies lore which is something he doesn’t even understand. Like have you beaten that easter egg on Die Rise? I wish I could play video games. I mean I don't. I guess I don't even care.

I showed her the crystal skull in a cavern in Mount Shasta and all her tattoos burned off and then I told her I loved her. So like, what shows are you interested in?

Schizotypal behavior can quickly turn into a phrenic, manic state if left untreated.

What am I

supposed to go to Chicago?! That's actual self harm!

I hate smelling red wine on a girls breathe it makes me think of my childhood (BAD MEMORIES)

Now in exactly 24 hours all of these opinions will be reversed and I will want them again. not the red wine though. TOO triggering.

I can't believe when I grow up I get to be a thought leader. I always thought I was going to kill myself at 30 so this is a great surprise. 5 years away there’s so much time left. I wish people made good things. I want to see something good. I’m banging my fist on the door of the venue thanking Charles for making the good stuff. I’m banging on the door with my knees quaking. PLeSE donT COME In yET IM…

THROWING UP

Didn’t even take my uggs off before my shorts. Calvin and Klein underwear and Uggs I’m standing on my greek tiled bathroom

floor. artisan style.

The wrapping paper has to be immaculate. I love giving so much.

When you friend thinks he’s an Ari Gold but he’s actually a Loyd : sideways crying laughing face emoji :

you think i’m

a mental case?

she want to fuck me she just needs to know i can i can get a bump from someone.

get i please get a bump

from

You.